Last night I dreamed of a man who found a portal to another world. But the portal was in a book, and he couldn't fit through. So he starved himself until he was skin and bones, and stepped into the pages.

Stuff happened on the other side, but I don't remember it.

Watching TV

Last night I dreamed I was watching Remington Steele.

I don't remember there actually being any episodes with bears in them, but still, it's nice to have a calm and mundane dream once in a while.